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		<title>Legal Poetry</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plaintiff brought action in tort against defendants for damage to his "beautiful oak tree" caused when defendant struck it with an automobile.


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		<title>Legal Humor: &#8220;Party On&#8221; in State Court</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Going with my recent fascination with humorous court opinions, I found this little beauty: Noble v. Bradford 789 F. Supp. 395 (1992). Basically, the case is about removal jurisdiction, which the District Judge comically denies.


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		<title>Can you sue yourself?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, apparently you can try. In Lodi v. Lodi, plaintiff and defendant Orestre Lodi tried to sue himself for an &#8220;Action to Quiet Title Equity&#8221; in regards to an estate he was the beneficiary of. Lodi properly served himself, and when he failed to respond, moved for default judgement against himself. The trial court, in [...]


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		<title>Excessively Funny Damages</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[P]laintiff demands the following relief... (1) "989 thousand billion trillion dollars; (2) everything the City of New York owns; (3) everything the State of New York owns; and (4) release from state prison without parole.


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		<title>Scalia on Golf</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been rendered the solemn duty of the Supreme Court of the United States [under the constitution]... to decide What Is Golf.... and it will henceforth be the Law of the Land, that walking is not a 'fundamental' aspect of golf.


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		<title>Ho White</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just too funny to pass up. In a hilariously inappropriate ad campaign to promote their new raspberry ale, Jamieson Brewery ran the following ad in Australia earlier this week. The ad, shown to the right, is of &#8220;Ho White and the Seven Dwarves.                     [...]


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